And now for something completely different

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 23:57:43 GMT

ladies and gentiles, what you're about to witness may scare you. parental disgression is advised.

without much further ado, may i present to you the man everyone knows and loves: jesse wood

cool_caucasion

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:18:52 GMT

does anybody have a cow costume i can borrow?

or maybe any other farm animal?

please

interesting...

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 22:02:27 GMT

yeah so mccurley pointed out something very interesting. just thought id share it

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yeah

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 01:35:21 GMT

the other night derrick said he was going to bring brent schaeffer to the house and introduce me and i was really excited but he didnt and im sad

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 23:55:23 GMT

If you don't like my answers, then you should stop asking scary questions.

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 04:24:16 GMT

Schaeffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one!

Here's to freshman quarterback Brent Schaeffer #7 and the Tennessee Volunteers for starting off on the right foot.

against a very suck team

"GIVE THE DEVILS THEIR DUE"

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:36:27 GMT

So yeah, i forgot to do this last night, so here you go.

#10 Marietta's 2nd game of the season vs #6 McEachern. Here's the game recap brought to you in part by Evan Woolard:

1st Quarter: Fumble recovered by Jimmy Finley (on first play i might add). Brandon Jones TD run. Extra point is blocked. Safety against marietta.
2nd Quarter: Taylor Burnham fieldgoal. Taylor Burnham fieldgoal.

3rd Quarter: Fumble by Centell Beck (Larue Beck's Little brother). Interception by Trey Simmons(maybe?) Fumble recovered by Alexander McCurley. Jeff "Schoon-dog" Schoonover TD throw to Thadeus "Decoy" Turner.
4th quarter: Taylor Burnham fieldgoal.

Final Score: Marietta-22 McEachern-2
Player of the game: #31 taylor burnham
Things that i liked: offensive and defensive line. and nate pritz for being a tee boy after all that hype.
Things that i didnt like: that damn nazi indian. and that damn grass.

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 02:12:31 GMT

Yesterday was a good day. Today was a good day, too.

I don't feel like talking bout the game right now, tell ya bout it tomorrow.

they think i should be a captain...that'll be the day

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 01:11:48 GMT

i dont get it. you could do so much better, you have no idea. but its your choice

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 04:34:12 GMT

First game vs. #10 Cherokee. Here's the game recap brought to you in part by Evan Woolard.

1st Quarter: 30 yd field goal by Taylor Burnham. TD throw by Brandon Jones to Gregory "Action" Jackson.

2nd quarter: Fumble recovery and td by Trey Simmons. Extra point is blocked.

3rd quarter: TD thrown by Brandon Jones to Christopher Hobbs. TD against marietta. 2-pt conversion fails. Fieldgoal by Taylor Burnham.
4th quarter: TD against marietta. Taylor burnham knees on a punt. TD against marietta. Safety against marietta. Interception by Gervhon Blue.

Final Score: Marietta-26 Cherokee-22
Player of the game: Brandon Jones for NO INTERCEPTIONS and 2 touchdowns.

Things that were good: Defensive secondary and linebackers. Receiving.
Things that are bad: Too many penalties. And the crowd.

question

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 00:21:05 GMT

ok, predicament. i've told you all about how my leg really hurts and amputation feels better than it. well, its not getting any better. i stopped seeing jeff hop cause hes a dumbass. i decided my drug dosage to four pills three times a day(opposed to two). i ice it, heat it, the works. BUT IT DOESNT GET BETTER. if anything its worse.

now, what i need is an ultrasound. but to get ultrasound, i have to see a doctor. and if i see a doctor, he'll make me stay off it for a couple weeks. but our first game is next week.

SO MY QUESTION: Do i go see a doctor and miss a couple of weeks to have it feel better, or do i take one for the team even if it means me acting like an ass about it, but not be able to kick as well? keep in mind we only have four games...

Sat, 14 Aug 2004 03:27:57 GMT

Second scrimmage of the year vs. Secouyah. Here's the game recap brought to you in part by Evan Woolard.

1st quarter: Chris Hobbs makes interception. Brandon Jones throws interception.

2nd quarter: Brandon Jones throw to Trey Peters (i think) for td.

3rd quarter: Safety against marietta.

4th quarter: Taylor Burnham misses fieldgoal. Interception by Chris Hobbs. Brock Peterson misses field goal.

Final Score: Marietta-7 Secoyah-2
Player of the game: Chris Hobbs with 2 interceptions, a few receptions, ang hard nosed defense.

Things to work on: Defensive line still. The kicking game, even if it means having to find a coach. And pretty much everything offensively..

Things that were good: N/A

Football

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 23:52:59 GMT

The Kickers' 30 min "Strategy Talk" of the day:

Which superhero would make the best football player?

Well, there are many things to take into consideration here. Spiderman, I think, would make a good receiver cause you dont even have to throw the ball near him, but he can use his web slinger to catch it; but he could get crushed by some of the bigger guys. The Hulk could probably be your whole offenseve line because of his armspan and strength. Batman is a fag, and would never play football. Superman would prolly be able to play anything, but I'd put him at quarterback, cause he seems like the leader of all the superheros. The Flash could be running back or wide receiver cause of his speed. Aqua man would suck. I'd put him at water boy. hmm

who else..?

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 00:18:27 GMT

i would have to say that my favorite moments of the day were mr buresi getting on to me and after school. buresis the funniest guy i know. and after school is always tight cause its when i see me buddies, but today i didnt even say or wave but brandon jones comes up and pats me on the shoulder and says "whats up, boy." and yeah i still dont know if i like him or not...well see in a week.

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 01:07:13 GMT

And let the summer of Evan officially come to an end.

You should all feel priveledged to obtain an education though. In some countries like Vietnam and Cambodia, many kids dont even get the chance to go to school.

Sat, 07 Aug 2004 01:40:32 GMT

First scrimmage of the year vs Etowah. Heres the game recap brought to you in part by Evan Woolard:

1st quarter: Long td throw by Brandon Jones to Thadeus Turner. Later, Brandon throws interception.

2nd quarter: Fumble recovery by McCurley. Brandon Jones throws interception.

3rd Quarter: Bryan Higginbotham throws interception. TD scored against Marietta.

4th quarter: Brock Peterson misses the 30 yard field goal. Interception/TD return by Gervon Blue. Interception by Cedrick Hutchins.

Final score: Marietta:14 Etowah:7

Evan's Player of the Game: Gervon Blue for 1 reception, 1 interception, 1 TD, and a few tackles

Things that helped us win: Only one penalty. O-Line looked better.
Things that still scare me: D-line. Every team that we have played likes to run it up the middle.

Jamaica's got a bob-sled team

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 02:59:45 GMT

Ralph Fiennes, the guy from schindlers list and red dragon, is gonna be voldermort in the new harry potter. just thought you should know.

my schedule is really almost the opposite of good... i guess you might even say its bad.

im really excited about our new movie. its coming along really well. the most we've ever had to think about a screenplay.

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 04:35:37 GMT

im tired of everyone thinking im a dumbass and thinking they can hide stuff from me.

screw you

and bryan says hey.

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 01:50:46 GMT

the best way to get people to stay away from you: watching espn classics. it bores the shit out if everyone here so that they go away.

Get stimmed

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 05:19:36 GMT

So as some of you might know ive had some leg problems the past couple weeks. nothing serious.

but it is so cool. I mean the coolest thing in the world is electric stimulation. They like hook up my leg to some wires and patches and send amps through it and it tenses up and twitches alot and its the coolest thing ive ever done.

ummm yeah

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 03:25:35 GMT

You know what i absolutely hate more than anything in this world?

I HATE it how the cereal people will come out with their cereal in a big cereal box thing and only fill it up about halfway. it makes me so irate.

what are we going to do about this?

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 04:20:56 GMT

The official title for Star Wars Episode III is Revenge of the Sith.

Dispite contrary belief, no, im not a nerd.

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:55:15 GMT

i talked to jeff, the trainer guy, after practice today about my leg. he says that i should sit out at practice because ive kicked too much. but if i sit out then ill have to run my ass off when i get better. predicament...

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 05:40:15 GMT

the polyphonic spree- is that some kind of joke? its like 30 guys dressed in white robes with french horns and stuff. weird

Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 05:56:33 GMT

the past few days have been cool. chilled with bryan and tom. football. ncaa2005. ive undertaken the task of a bio for colson. could be cool i guess.

i have a scrimmage on the sixth and one the week after. i think theyre at northcutt. and game against cherokkee the week after (also at north cutt). so come and watch me stand on the sidelines. brock and taylor, i must admit, have gotten alot better over the summer. hard to tell wholl get it.my leg is so sore...i have veins popping out.